A Hillarious Tag

The title says it all. A hillarious tag.
Will get you rolling on the floor.

Pick 10 humans and answer the questions below. You can pick any humans you like, both boys and girls!! Tag 5 people when you're done.

1. Wye Kit

2.Adrian Chan

3. Tasha

4. Louis Lai Lai

5. Geetha

6. Benjamin

7. Elizabeth

8. Vincent

9.Marilyn

10.Adrian Tung

1(Wye Kit) woke you up in the middle of the night?

Katrina : AHH!!! MOLESTER!!! HAMSAP LOH!! SAVE ME

Katherine : *kicks his ass* How the crap you got here? Stalker!

Number 2(Adrian Chan) asked you to go out with him?

Katrina : *Thinks about it* Nah, you're Malay (Lol racism)

Katherine : O.o I just knew you recently.

Number 3(Tasha) walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Katrina : Ahh!!! Don't look at me!!! (If it was a guy lagi worse)

Katherine : It's either you accidently opened the door or you have a sick craving.

4(Louis Lai Lai) announced he's going to marry 9(Marilyn) tomorrow?

Katrina : *haves a blond moment*

Katherine : *turns to Marilyn* YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME T^T

5(Geetha) cooked you dinner?

Katrina : It better be good :@

Katherine : Who knew you were that kind. Lol. Was joking.

6(Benjamin) was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Katrina : I thought you rather do that to someone else.

Katherine : Do you have a fever?

7(Elizabeth) suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Katrina : Yay!!!! *goes hyper*

Katherine : *looks up to Elizabeth with grateful eyes* Thanks to you, the violent act of child abuse is over!~

8(Vincent) got into the hospital somehow?

Katrina : Are you waiting with your wife? waiting for a baby to come out is it?

Katherine : Aww what happened? *sees nothing wrong* Slaps. =D Wonders how he got there.

9(Marilyn) made fun of your friends?

Katrina : No way....

Katherine : You were my friend and now. . . ?

10(Adrian Tung) ignored you all the time?

Katrina : I don't even know him...

Katherine : Ahem. I don't actually know what I'll do. But someone else would cry. *shifty eyes*

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1(Wye Kit) do?

Katrina : He useless! he would scream and run away like a chicken.

Katherine : I would most likely die unless he did a random act of kindness (save me from a bullet, etc.) or something like that. Unless he died first.

You're on a vacation with number 2(Adrian Chan)and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Katrina : He will do bunny ears on me T_T

Katherine : How did I agree to go on a vacation with you in the first place?

It's your birthday. What will 3(Tasha) give you?

Katrina : Something nice :) BFF =)

Katherine : A hug. Hehe.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4(Louis Lai Lai) do?

Katrina : Runs in like a lion and died as honorably as a lion.

Katherine : *Louis's Roars*what the crap.. roaring and not coming in? *seconds later* Louis comes in and started purring like a big cat. this is so not the time.. The house is burning la! *Louis sleeps* .. Bye Louis..

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5( Geetha) do?

Katrina : Geetha :-*Ahem!* Something wrong ? and i will never do something like that

Katherine : Geetha would LHAO( Laugh her *** off)

You're about to marry number 10(Adrian Tung). What's 6's(Benjamin) reaction?

Katrina : As if i marry number 10....and Benjamin will say : You married a guy you don't even know...*Jaw dropped*

Katherine : - - - I'M ABOUT TO MARRY ADRIAN?!!?! Ben, did you set this up?!!

Ben : No!!! I really didn't!! *jaw drops*

Katherine : AHH!! *hears Elizabeth screaming YEAH! in the background*

You got dumped by someone. How will 7(Elizabeth) cheer you up?

Katrina : as if i got dumped and Elizabeth can't say anything! she is a bird remember? :|

Katherine : Guys ain't worth my tears. My sadness is worth my tears =D

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8(Vincent) calm you down?

Katrina : I don't really know him...

Katherine : Either ignore/slap/kick/do nothing to me. LOL.

You compete in some tournament. How does 9(Marilyn) support you?

Katrina : Kick his *** !!!! Kill that b***** person!!!

Katherine : She go into man-mode/violent mode and do crazy stuff while the crowd freaks out.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10(Adrian Tung) do?

Katrina : Would you stop laughing?

Katherine : He might join my fun by screaming in a high-pitched voice while running around the place with his hands in the air. ROFL

Number 1(Wye Kit) is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Katrina : yes, I do. But, i dream of him is nightmares!!!! T_T

Katherine : Somehow he ends up badly in my dreams.

2(Adrian Chan) tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9(Marilyn). Your reaction?

Katrina : Fu-yoh... *turns to everyone* ADRIANS HAS A SECRET LOVER!!!!THE NAME IS-

*gets abused by Adrian*

Katherine : She was your beautiful diamond the one whom shines your heart. Now what will you do if she just broke your heart? <<>

You're dating number 3(Tasha) and introduce him/her to your parents. Will they get along?

Katrina : Dating? Oh...as friends....ya. My family will keep saying she is so pretty.

Katherine : Tasha, it's either you misunderstood me about buying the ice-cream thing, or you really got a sick craving. *hides*

Number 4(Louis Lai Lai) loves number 9(Marilyn) as well. What does that mean?

Katrina : I thought you like someone else? *Ahem* *Ahem*

Katherine : Louis, I give you my respects that you love her although you know will die because of her.

Will number 5(Geetha) and 6(Benjamin) ever kiss?

Katrina : My Jaw will drop, then i will bite my finger nails, then hit myself and finally jump off a very high cliff.

Katherine : I'll be recording it and duplicate it and put it on the Internet so even if I get killed it can't be stopped. Muahaha!~

6(Benjamin) appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Katrina : Nothing. He is actually more like a Joker.

Katherine : That explains why you kissed Geetha huh.

You had a haircut and 7(Elizabeth) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Katrina : Don't look at me birdie.

Katherine : *opens eyes wide* STOP LOOKING AT ME!

Number 8(Vincent) thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?

Katrina : Of course you wont.Look in the bright side, You get girlfriends! =)

Katherine : The only boyfriend you could ever have well, yourself. Do you get it?

Number 9(Marilyn) gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

Katrina : Thank you! I can trust you cause I know you cook better than Geetha :)

Katherine : Yum.

10(Adrian Tung) wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

Katrina : *speechless*

Katherine : *chokes up in laughter* I'll give you the money, but you'll probably end up in a heap of fangirls first.

1(Wye Kit) offers you a CD. Considering her tastes, do you listen to it?

Katrina : No I won't! Surely got Obscene songs and porn videos.

Katherine : Thanks "sweetie".. You are so kind to me. . NOT!! *throws CD to the river which took it away*

2(Adrian Chan) suddenly goes emo. How does 8(Vincent) feel about this?

Katrina : HE CAN BE EMO?!!?!?and Vincent will just have blond moments

Katherine : Vincent has the right to do whatever he wants and feel. If you want to know go ask him.

3(Tasha) told 6(Benjamin) she started her period.

Katrina : Like a girl will ever do that..

Katherine : What do you expect him to do about it?

4(Louis Lai Lai) slaps 9(Marilyn) with a fish for going out with 7(Elizabeth).

Katrina : aww poor lion jealous :(

Katherine : Marilyn will slap him back and say, " Go out with my friend also you jealous ah you ***hole!"

5(Geetha) Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

Katrina : Owh. I thought you hate pink.

Katherine : You look nice but... Who's that behind you? *Geetha screams*

6(Benjamin) cusses 2(Adrian Chan) out in german. 3(Tasha) is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?

Katrina : Stare at them and drooling.

Katherine : Tasha, its time to pretend you didn't hear anything. . ..

7(Elizabeth) got high.

Katrina : NOT GOOD, NOT GOOD. THE BIRD WILL FLY FREE...

Katherine : And she's so happy that she floated to the sky.

8(Vincent) reads your fan made story and complains. What is it about?

Katrina : oh...none of your business :)

Katherine : If he knew about the "Aliens,Oranges and Puffles" story that Elizabeth and me made, that's because he is the baddie XD

9(Marilyn) can't stand 1(Wye Kit), so how does he get his revenge when she spills Soda all over him?

Katrina : Splash water on her and who can stand that molester?

Katherine : Cheers.

10(Adrian Tung) starts working at a bar..

Katrina : Wah...getting Girlfriend ka?

Katherine : ... - and he gets drunk, and that's when problem comes out.

1(Wye Kit) comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2(Adrian Chan).

Katrina : I knew you were sissy.So sissy until can get pregnant.

Katherine : That's the best news I've ever heard.

Number 3(Tasha) decides to go swimming. Do you go with her?

Katrina : Sure! Why not?

Katherine : I swim faster than you. But sure. *smirks*

4(Louis Lai Lai) and 7(Elizabeth) compete on running. Who wins?

Katrina : The bird wins by flying! Poor lion.. :(

Katherine : ... - and after a stupendous meal, he gracefully walked on the finishing line. No offense Lizzy.

5(Geetha) is having a birthday party and she picks a theme. What is it?

Katrina : Playing push here and there..

Katherine : Donald's drowning. Stop thinking of the theme and save him.

6(Benjamin) and 1(Wye Kit) have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?

Katrina : Definitely porn XD

Katherine : Benjamin says : If you ever kacau *** again, you're so gonna get *****

8(Vincent) buys a computer. What is the first thing he does on it?

Katrina : Check a new website about turtles!

Katherine : Vincent will - *about an hour later* still idolizing a website about cute turtles and pretty girls.

People I tagged :-

Geetha
Tasha
Li Anne
Pik Yen
Farina

-Apple and Orange